Welcome to my fucking blog! Affectionately abbreviated to ‘The Flog’ and branded “Deadset” because this is Austra’ya.
Look sometimes life itself is a Deadset Flog. You feel it needs a dick punch and maybe you need a new perspective to allow you to um, gently cup it’s ballsack instead. If only we could just shove a geranium Ecoya candle up our butts and have life come out smelling roses....
So The Flog is here in the hope that profanity-ridden stories of my past and present journeys, my colourful dating life, coupled with McNuggets of knowledge and grossly inappropriate metaphors can help you find that new perspective - I mean, what if all your "what the actual fuck" moments, were just "ah-ha" moments in disguise and all you needed to do was get those saucy minxes naked and check out their knowledge?
If you relate to: ALL.THE.DIETS, the “it’ll be fine when I’m thin/successful/relation-shipped” mindset, perfectionism, depression, hating on your good-self like a mega bitch, dating all (and I do mean ALL) the wrong men, feeling exhausted by “not enough-ness”...then The Flog will be up your alley like a coffee enema.
These things get me drier than an empty 2-humped desert camel: They are not OK for us! We deserve better, we can have better, we are strong, we have the power to change our own minds.... and if you're not quite there yet (at fuck-yeah I got this!) then come for the comfort found in connecting through shared experiences and dirty jokes.
